Awesome Lover

So everyone has that one person in their lives that they are always thinking about. That they always wanna talk about, and can never seem to stop caring about them...or even get mad at them. I've felt this feeling twice in my life. Unfortunatley, the first one didn't work out, but what's amazing is...the first guy's friend swooped in and saved the day. He and I are inseperable now. I'm sort of jealous that he gets to be as perfect as he is, but I'm so happy for him. He makes me feel amazing and for some reason all his flaws just seem to make him even more perfect to me. I love you John :) and I always will.

Instantanious Mood Changer

When you're talking to your boyfriend/girlfriend on the phone and they say, "You've changed...."
For some reason...that actually made me want to cry...

Chuck Norris Joke of the Week

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.

Guaranteed to make your Mouth Water (excluding vegetarians)

Currently, I'm over at my best friend's house, you may know her by her unicorn ;). Her mother just happens to be one of the most amazing cooks in the world! So thankfully, I showed up expecting to eat all their food :D, and I was definitely not disappointed. (Let's call Magicpen_Unicorn's mother Bob)
So Bob had prepared the yummiest looking chicken Alfredo in the world. Moist, yummy noodles smothered in home-made Alfredo sauce. Toped with chunks of succulent, juicy chicken. Sprinkled with Parmesan cheese; with a side of buttery Italian bread. And to drink, we had apple juice with a slice of strawberry.
If i hadn't been running my mouth so much, I would've been done in an instant.
Thankfully, she had a dessert in mind:
A small shortcake, covered in strawberries, topped with whipped cream. YUMMY :DD

Workin' My Strut ;)

I really hope I'm not the only one in the world that does any of these things listed below, but eh, people are people so I'm probably not alone.
Have you ever...:
1. Turned up your MP3 player or iPod so you could do your own version of the "Runway Strut" down the sidewalk just like in the movies?
2. Pushed a door that clearly said "PULL"?
3. Locked your door so you could pretend to be a rockstar?
4. Kissed a pillow?
5. Yelled at the screen in a movie theater because you forgot there were other people in there with you?
6. Head-banged in the library?
7. Thought someone was watching you, so you did everything with caution?
8. Listen to sad music just so you could cry?
9. Cried over something stupid?
10. Draw on your mirror with a dry erase marker because you had nothing better to do?
11. Started laughing during a serious time because you remembered something funny?
12. Gotten extremely hungry just as the power goes out...and you're craving toast?
13. Yelled at a text message?
14. When getting a text message from a person you are arguing with, you exhale loudly and push the "CAPS" key with extra force because you're about to send a sh!t wave of text message in that person's direction?
15. Pretend that you were actually playing the guitar while playing Guitar Hero or Rock Band?
16. (Purposely) Waited until someone JUST got their cell phone back in their pocket so you could ask "What time is it?"
17. Tried to sing along to Stricken by Disturbed even though you don't know the lyrics. (Trust me, that makes you look pretty stupid.)
18. Been in one of those 'I'm going to listen to Enrique Iglesias just so you could dance like a hooker' moods?
19. Made up[ a language with your best friend just so you could "talk" to each other and confuse other people?
20. Been too lazy to get the remote thats just beyond your reach, so you make someone walk ALL the way across the house to get it for you?
21. Pretended to be an alien?
22. Told people you were a vampire? (HISS)
Well, I hope I didn't just embarrass myself by admitting to some of my imperfections with the hopes that I'm not alone. Comment if you've done any of these :D